Okay, so we sell hot sauce not peppers. Well, hot sauce contains peppers and we pepper heads like all things chili pepper so bear with me.
What do you call a spicy Jewish bread?
Challapeno.
They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs...
... His name: Dr. Franks-in-stein.
Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?
It was capsaicin.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche Cayenne?
A porcupine has its pricks on the outside.
If you see a habanero on your doorstep, put a sweater on it...
...it's a little chili outside.
Did you hear about the two habanero peppers that had sex?
It was fucking hot.
What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?
A Ghost Pepper.
My local hot sauce store is organizing a stand-up comedy night...
...I'm going for shits and giggles.
John Travolta’s pepper farm business is going well...
...He’s got chillis, they’re multiplying.
How do you check the weight of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Next time your buddy's face is melting because he ingested to much Carolina Reaper pull out one or two of these jokes, maybe it will ease the pain a bit, probably not but at least you will be laughing.
Thanks to Yellowjoke.com , and upjoke.com for their contributions to this list... which is to say the entire list!!
