Updated: Nov 24, 2022
Okay, so we sell hot sauce not peppers. Well, hot sauce contains peppers and we pepper heads like all things chili pepper so bear with me.
What do you call a spicy Jewish bread?
They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs...
... His name: Dr. Franks-in-stein.
Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?
It was capsaicin.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche Cayenne?
A porcupine has its pricks on the outside.
If you see a habanero on your doorstep, put a sweater on it...
...it's a little chili outside.
Did you hear about the two habanero peppers that had sex?
It was fucking hot.
What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?
A Ghost Pepper.
My local hot sauce store is organizing a stand-up comedy night...
...I'm going for shits and giggles.
John Travolta’s pepper farm business is going well...
...He’s got chillis, they’re multiplying.
How do you check the weight of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Next time your buddy's face is melting because he ingested to much Carolina Reaper pull out one or two of these jokes, maybe it will ease the pain a bit, probably not but at least you will be laughing.